SANS CLUE HASH REPORT!! L'ECOLE MILITAIRE 562 Hares: McGoose & Sleeping Sex 2 May 04 ….Well as directed we rocked up at Garches Railway Station, early of course, to get a prelube in at the nearby bar/resto. Once we met up in the carpark it was only then we realised that this definitely was a hash without a clue. The run was actually starting from the L’Ecole Militaire close to the Eiffel Tower in the heart of Paris; a good half hour back from whence we had just came. Any hasher worth his salt would know the trip to Garches and back wastes over an hour of valuable drinking time, sacre bleu!. One would think Mismanagement should get shit of the year for this ……’Oh McGoose you’ve done it again!’ ..So after a couple of beers in the carpark all was forgiven and we all started talking about all kinds of groovy things before piling into the hash cars to head back into town. …It was a ripper day for a run, the sun was shining, spring was in the air, people everywhere and the heart of Paris was showing its true magnificence. We more or less started on time and after some flour was thrown around the footpath,in front of the Resto by McGoose, to attempt show us the trail markings, we headed orf!!!! ….The run took us along the River, in and out, over and back, and roundabout, with the walkers staggering off following their own trail blindly. …As it was rather a warm day and even warmer running, the Beerstop was a most welcome sight. When we arrived, there they were the walkers sitting on the park lawn in a circle, sipping on beers, just like the locals do in far off lands, with the statue of Winston Churchill watching over them in the foreground. We runners had to rustle around in the bushes behind them hoping to find any remaining beers the walkers may have missed. Fortunately Maneater came to our assistance and showed us the stash so we could stop looking. So after enjoying a beer in the sun for a bit we were off again across the river, through parks until we were back at the runsite. What a surprise when we arrived back to see Iceman finally making it out of bed to greet us, ready for a pre-circle beer.
It was a beautiful park setting, with the Eiffel Tower as a backdrop as we warmed up for the Circle. Then Gorf stepped in and interrupted our relaxation by calling us to order to get the Circle on the way. His first call was to conscript the visitors Maneater and Suckon to write the run report. Of course they being terrific Riviera Hashers gladly accepted…….
CHARGEZ -Conscripted Run reportas – Suckon and Maneater -Hares..Gorf said because such a bad run they would have to drink along with the next six down-downs – Sleeping Sex & McGoose -Complaining about wankers and mobile phones - Suckon -Returnas – Suckon, Maneater, Schlong,Lizzie no-name,Blonde Arse -Visiting RA, RAs don’t drink alone – Suckon & Gorf -Climbing on trail and Private Party – Iceman,Anal Condom,Aphrodizzyac F**king Fan -Aware ones, asking if it is raining when it isn’t – Blonderarse, Lizzie no-name -Sexy pusss (purse) – Sharpshooter
-Lost on trail…"She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s a bit flat chested but she is alright – Lizzie no-name -Using Technology on Hash – McGoose & Mabouche -Getting a new flat – Sharpshooter -Car abuse..bent Eiffel Tower – Iceman (Gorf’s pronunciation ‘Arseman’)
-Travelling Sex on the Hash – Maneater & Suckon -Quiche Eaters at Fanchon – McGoose & Lizzie no-name
-Unfnished Beer – Lizzie no-name -200 Runs & only 1 Hare? Mug Award – Sleeping Sex -50 Runs – Sharpshooter
SOW For being late and then having altercation…Award was so new it was still steaming; nicely wrapped in a black plastic garbage bag to tie around one’s neck – Doggy Style nominated but Desperate for Alan took home the winnings.
-Nu Shoos – Schlong & Toothy Job -Designer Shoos – Maneater -Miscounter ..10, 8, 9 – Gorf -Being Difficult – F’nfan, Slack Mac, Laughing Vagina, Animal Lover -CHRISTENING! -Lizzie no-name to ‘Hare Flic’
…..Circle closed and it was on to the Celtic Corner Pub and further discourse… including some profound words from those who were there……
HASH QUOTES -Schlong….’Shit it’s long don’t bring that bloody thing near me’ -Malian Deathstar…’Check those marks out’ -Anal Condom…’Oh f**k!!’ whilst palying darts at the Celtic Corner Pub afterwards -Iceman…’Perhaps he was pissed at the time’ …. One of the greatest understatements of the time since Christopher Columbus said I think I’ve found something. -Mabouche ….’I should have got into bed with her’ ‘’It’s like having lesbian sex’ ‘I never use chilly sauce when I am having chilean sex’ -Iceman….’Les Trois Canards? Hash barred from there. Just as well I didn’t get very ’ ….Thank you all Sans Clue hash for a terrific day and for making the travellers feel welcome. We had a lot of fun… On.On to the next run and hope to see you some time at the Riviera Hash
Great to meet you Schlong and Slack Mac from Oz. Thanks for putting us up for the weekend Iceman and Copulaita for the lift. Thank you hares. Suckon & Maneater
